>> What, though, is the purpose of this little ditty?

If you REALLY want to have fun.....

On my last Multivan I hooked up a second "hat dance" alarm that would go off when I shut down the engine and left my headlights on!!!
STEREO HAT DANCE!!!!  Try to listen to that and not smile (or go mad)

Brent

Brent Weide
Portland, Oregon
http://www.weidefamily.net/vanagon/