Had a buddy that had a pretty twisted sense of humor... we were sitting in a
club and he was chatting up this chick I knew from school; she was sitting
there with a margarita in one hand and a cigarette in the other, telling him
all about how she was a Seventh-Day Adventist.
He very pointedly looked at the drink, looked at the cigarette, looked at
her and said: 'I think maybe you're really just a three-and-a-half-day
Adventist...'
Took me a while to get over that one... nearly choked to death on my beer.

Cya,
Robert

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Felder" <felder@KNOLOGY.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 3:50 PM
Subject: Re: Truth in Advertising - Friday Funny

> Reminds me of the "situations wanted" want ad I saw in a newspaper
> years ago:
>
> Wanted, part-time Christian woman to work in my home.
>
> Happy friday,
>
> Jim
>
> On Jul 15, 2005, at 5:30 PM, The Bus Depot wrote:
>
>> After the recent thread regarding in advertising, it seems that at
>> least one
>> supplier has decided to be completely candid about what they will send
>> you.
>>
>> A friend of mine stumbled on this link. Read the product description.
>> I had
>> a lousy day today and this came just at the right time to change my
>> mood
>> entirely. I was rolling on the floor laughing. :-)
>>
>> http://www.800luvbugg.com/shop?frame=1.3092
>>
>> - Ron Salmon
>>   The Bus Depot, Inc.
>>   www.busdepot.com
>>   (215)  234-VWVW
>>
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