Drifting off the topic a bit but .... what the hey ....it's Friday.

 From the doctor.....

The Doc put his arm around the old lady, and spoke softly and
confidentially to her about her husband, who was slowly dressing himself
in the examining room.

The doc said to her, "Your husband is of an age where he could die, but,
IF you fix him  three good meals a day, don't give him but a few
"honey-do's per week, hire someone to cut the grass, allow him to rest
and snooze in his favorite chair on Sunday after noon so he remains well
rested, let him watch the ball games at his leisure so he is relaxed and
gets his blood pressure down, and you make sure  to keep his circulatory
system well exercised, his body flexible and supple  by giving him
plenty of sex several times a week, he will live a long time!"

The old man joined his wife, and as they were going out the door, the
nurse heard the old lady say to her husband "You're gon'na die!!"

Happy Frydaye!

Regards,

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

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