I send you this joke from the repertoire of Paul Shelasky in the
spirit of International cooperation.
         Two city guys are hiking the Tatsensheenie Wilderness and interrupt
a grizzly in a salmonberry thicket. "Oh Jesus" says the one hiker, whipping
off his pack and hastily retrieving a pair of the latest Nike Wonder Shoes.
As he hurriedly laces them on, his partner says  "Don't be silly, you can't
outrun a grizzly bear", to which he replies, "I don't have to, I only have
to outrun you!"
        Jake in BC
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Elliott" <j.michael.elliott@GMAIL.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:38 PM
Subject: Re: Black Bears vs Westy Canvas?

> On 7/26/2005 5:18 PM Loren Busch wrote:
>
> >All this bear stuff reminds me of the two tourists, one from Hungary
> >and one from Chekoslozokia that were eaten by a pair of bears.  One
> >bear male, the other female.  After the rangers killed both bears they
> >opened up the female and found the remains of the Hungarian.  They
> >didn't bother to open up the other bear because it was obvious that
> >the Check was in the male.
> >
> >
> I hate you.
>
> --
>
> Mike "Rocket J Squirrel" Elliott
> 71 Type 2: the Wonderbus
> 84 Westfalia: Mellow Yellow ("The Electrical Banana")
> Carlsbad, CA
> KG6RCR
>