> Where are the Vanagon knock-knock jokes? the lame puns? the links to
> pages with not only /no/ Vanagon content, but /negative/ Vanagon
> content? -- the ones that, once viewed, actually /decrease/ the
> worldwide supply of Vanagon content?
> Frosted on Friday.

knock-knock!?? nooooooo ... that's a noise we do NOT want to hear!
or even think about! woodpeckers make vw bus owners nervous! ;)

how about a couple of limmericks? :)

     Limmericks

  There was a young man from Nantucket,
  Who kept in his bus a big bucket
  Which he used to dig clams
  (Great big ones, like hams)
  But they'd make him so sick, he'd upchuckit.

  There was an old hermit named Dave,
  Who kept an old bus in a cave.
  When traffic went fast,
  He was always the last,
  But think of the money he saved!

  There was a young fellow from Kent,
  Whose bus in the middle was bent.
  With the steering he fiddled,
  So he drove from the middle,
  And it caused quite a stir down in Ghent!