--- Larry AlofAlofslolalofs.RCN> wrote:

> Michael Elliott wrote:
>
> > Where are the VanaVanagonck-knock jokes? the lame
> puns? the links to
> > pages with not only /no/ VanaVanagontent, but
> /negative/ VanaVanagon> content? -- the ones that,
once viewed, actually
> /decrease/ the
> > worldwide supply of VanaVanagontent?
> >
> > Sign me,
> >
> > Frosted on Friday.
> >

Here's an old one:

Three micrmicrosurgeonsa convention in Las Lasas
bragging in the bar.

First MicrMicrosurgeony patient cut off all his
fingers slicing onions.  I sewed them all on very
carefully and today he is a concert violviolinist
Second MicrMicrosurgeonat's nothing.  My patient got
both arms and both legs amputated in a sausage maker.
I sewed them all back on and today he is a triathlete!

Third MicrMicrosurgeonou think that's good?  This
cowboy was riding his horse at 40 mph, collided
head-on with a freight train traveling at 50 mph and
all that was left was a cowboy hat and a horse's
ass--and he became president of the United States!

Bring it on--is that a smart thing to say?
Tom

http://www.TomSinclair.com

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