Man that is funny!

 You need a guitar, so you can sing this around
the magnesium campfire
and then top it off with a cameo appearance of
none other than the one and only John Wallace who
comes out on the stage playing his guitar and
then both of you play as the audience sings
along..

Robert

1982 Westfalia

--- Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET> wrote:

> ok, here's what you get on the spur of the
> moment, fer free"
> (hey, i don't see a whole lot of you folks
> joining in!! ;)
> loved that Dr. Seuss thing)
>
> trying to find a midi file to go with this one
> ...
>
>
>   The Ballad of John Wallace
>   (to the tune of the old Kingston Trio song,
>    Ballad of John Hardy)
>
>
>   John Wallace was a working man,
>   Working for money ev'ry day.
>   He bought him a camping vanagon,
>   Hey, want to see ol' Johnny get away.
>   Want to see ol' Johnny ...
>       Getaway, getaway,
>       Getaway, getaway,
>       Poor John.
>
>   John Wallace took his va-ca-tion,
>   Driving to somewhere far away,
>   He left his email all alone,
>   Crying, Johnny boy, he ain't at home today.
>   Johnny boy, he ain't at home ...
>       Today, gone away,
>       Far away, today,
>       Poor John.
>
>   John Wallace had a pretty little van,
>   Painted all in blue.
>   He drove it to the camping ground,
>   But his email was somewhere else, it's true,
>   Email was somewhere else, it's ...
>        True, it's true,
>        The van was blue,
>        No mail to you.
>       Poor John.
>
>   He's camped to the East and he's camped to
> the West,
>   Camped this whole world 'round.
>   He's been to the South and he lives in the
> Nawth,
>   His email, it sure do get around,
>   Email, it sure do get a...
>         Round, get around,
>         Up and down through town,
>         Poor John.
>
>   It's been this wide world over.
>   Been this whole world 'round.
>   It's been to the server and been san-i-tized.
>   His email, it sure do get around.
>   Get around, get around, get around.
>

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