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Subject:Re: Exciting things happening at Van-Again!
From:Jeff Oxroad
Date:Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:39:04 EDT

In a message dated 9/15/2005 10:58:23 AM Pacific Standard Time,
JordanVw@AOL.COM writes:

>>Heavens Gate people...werent they those crazies in california  who committed
>>mass suicide thinking they were going to ride on a  comet into deep space a
few
>>years ago?
No, Chris, they weren't gonna ride a comet into deep space. That would be
ridiculous! They were gonna ride the space ship from the mother planet that was
following behind the comet ;)

If memory serves me the Heavens Gate people all dressed in black and even
had identical black Nike running shoes before they committed mass suicide  in
bunkbeds in some mansion. Why Nike, you've gotta wonder. The best for space
travel?

 But to me the point that stood out was each dead Heaven's Gate member  had a
roll of quarters on them reportedly on the advice of their leader to pay
tolls on the way to where ever they were going as they traveled on the spaceship
which was following the comet. I'm not making this up, although I can't
swear the information that hit the news was accurate. Let's assume it was,
because that'll be more fun.

You've gotta wonder about the human race as a whole. Because while most of
us didn't commit suicide with the Heaven's Gate crew, we are all in some way
cut  from the same cloth. If some other being/species/whatever, was watching our
 world from an altitude even as low as say, 10 stories high, you can imagine
them  looking down saying, "Why don't they get along? They're all the same."
Because  from that height we're all the same. And so they'd be right--I mean
sort  of.

 And where to they (we) get off thinking intergalactic tolls accept  American
money? There wasn't one guy in the bunch of Heaven's Gate people who  said,
"Hey, wait a minute...American money is accepted in outer space?" The  outcome
would have been real different if just one Heaven's Gater spoke  up.

And for us, that one who spoke up and has kept us all from lying down in
black with a roll of quarters is Chris (_gronski@gmail_ (mailto:gronski@gmail) ).
I say "thanks" Chris for  pointing out what may be obvious to some but not to
all.

Pop Top Heaven's roll of quarters was the alleged "buyer" who was willing  to
give $6000 for a Syncro. From that one roll of quarters we can deduce that
the whole trip through space and the whole "fair valuation" offer and
everything  else that follows it is a scam. PTH is a reseller and no one nowhere would
spend  time brokering a deal for the very article they sell with the knowledge
that  buying that item for themselves at such a price would easily DOUBLE
their  investment. And with this knowledge of getting an item at half the market
price  they're gonna broker it off for 10%, say $600 finders fee. C'mon! let's
conviene  back on Earth.

The valuation offer was a scam. It looks like a duck and it walks like a
duck and it quacks like a duck.

WAKE UP, intergalactic tolls don't take American currency, and people who
lie are liars. They don't stop lying because they've passed the valuation
process. They may start backpeddling though.

That is my early morning Friday rant.

Best,
Jeff
83.5 Westy
LA,CA