In a message dated 10/19/05 9:55:49 PM, rrecardo@WEBTV.NET writes:

<< Unless of course you want to try the "spray the oil into the air intake"
mambo, ala Choo-Choo Charley Inc. >>

Esteemed Sir,

What is the best type and grade of lubricant to use for this purpose?  Do you
think that rendered bear fat cut with some Lucky Lager could be used?  What
is the proper dose?

George
PS: The next time you have a headache, try taking a couple of Lionel smoke
tablets instead of aspirin.  It might not get rid of your headache, but you'll
have great flashbacks whenever a priest fires up the incense.