I've seen some garbage in my day.
But this possibly tops them all.

I would expect something like this from my Ex-Sweetheart Georgie Boy.

But at least I have his phone number so I could bitch about his
offering.

Notice this guy passed on leaving his number for all to contact.

I would really enjoy being eloquent with him on the other end of the
blower.

Thanks Chris for digging up the Samba's finest.