<< Why do I do it?>>

A real Simple Answer to this Benny.

Your nuts.

 <<Same reason Fido grooms himself. Because he can.>>

Here we go.

Well Bow Wow to you Mr. Groomy.
I don't think you can, anyway.

<< Eat your heart out.>>

Nope, you eat the Alpo, I'll have a steak.