<<FYI, steak does not come in a can.>>

Correctamundo, Benjamina.
Spam and Alpo does though, as well as  other Soul Train Gang staples
that you may have consumed, that are laying empty around your parts
overlaiden Cabrini Green type housing area.

I'll bet that's what the stains on them jump seats are.
Harold's fried Chicken BBQ sause that you were using with the Alpo or
Spam.

What, are you making muffler's outa them empty can's now too?

<<Much like cool guys driving Vanagons>>

I'm cool.
I'm driving my 89 Carat for work yet.
However, I'll never quite be as cool as Benny Tanjamina.
No way.

Not until I get my genuine, deiglo angled striping kit from you for the
back end of my Van.

Then I'll be really as cool as you Benny.
Nobody has them angled deiglo stripes on the back of anything around
here.

( Except Farm Tractors , County, and State Plow trucks.)

Hurry up and get that kit to me.