> > 2)  Have someone pen a note (so not in your handwriting) that says,
> "Wow,
> > nice
> > van, I'll give you $20,000 for it".  Leave this note under the
> windshield
> > and
> > find a way that she discovers it.
> >
>
> most women would be like... TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!!
>

That's why you must carefully and skillfully smudge out at least three
numbers from the supposed phone number. "Gee, woulda' been a great deal, if
only a passing automobile hadn't splashed water on it, obliterating the
phone number."

--
John Bange
'90 Vanagon - "Geldsauger"