Well, that's a new one on me... here in the Northeast, I've run into people
who swear by...
Bag Balm. It was originally created to soothe sore udders (and udder sores)
on dairy cows, but I've been told it does a great job on all manner of
human skin irritations... but I've never tried it myself.

At 12:16 AM 12/16/2005 -0600, John Rodgers wrote:
>Sounds awul, doesn't it????
>
>Chris at Jordanvw is trying his best to keep his mind from conjuring up
>all kinds of nasty and gross images. :-D
>
>Well, how many of us have ever changed a little kids diaper after a
>major pooh job?? Pretty nasty and gross right?? As a proud father we are
>always glad the kid did his/her business and didn't have problems ....
>but the fact remains it is nasty and gross!
>
>So after the nasty and gross in his/her britches, the next thing they do
>is come down with diaper rash, right. And that makes the kid cry, Mom
>gets cranky, and guess who get to spend some wakey time trying to
>comfort the kid in the middle of the night??
>
>Enter a blessing to Man --- Boudreaux's Butt Paste!!! Eases the burning,
>pain and itch on the kid's bottom, sooths the kid, he/she goes back to
>sleep, you get back to bed, and Mom is VERY grateful and lets it be known.
>
>Boudreaux's Butt Paste - a blessing for mankind.
>
>Butt wait!!! That's not all. Boudreaux's Butt Paste can be used for all
>kinds of minor irritations, sunburn on the nose, etc. Good stuff. Keep
>some in your "Go" bag on the road. Very handy.
>
>Boudreaux's Butt Paste is readily available in the baby section of Wally
>World, K-Mart and others.
>
>Bourdreaux's Butt Paste is a genuine product of Louisiana!!
>
>John Rodgers
>88 GL Driver