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Subject:Re: crybabies peeling monkeys having sex in a banana vanagon ----
From:Robert Rountree
Date:Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:09:43 +0000

Subject: Re: crybabies peeling monkeys having sex in a banana vanagon ----

>>folks,...... i have NEVER
seen a monkey peel a banana in a vanagon.

>>EAT the banana, yes.

>>but peel it, no.

There is a comedian who's stage name is  "Banana"

and of course he drives a yellow vanagon.
and I have it on good authority, he has been peeled more than a few times in
his van. And I do believe he got ate too Bru - tie....

My van has a small imaginary D.O.T. stamp on the column.. that says... legal
limit... no more than  7 monkeys doing business at one time while the circus
is in motion.

Favourite monkey business position?.. the electric high 5 atomic periscope
dance.... gives a whole new meaning to get your booties shaking... oh yeah
and some good mother smuckers blueberry jam lube, will help excite your hall
sender, and egg-night your purrrr indicator.

Sorry about our bud Doug's rear end.
Like I've always said.. get the insurance straight First.
then hope there never is an insertion.