I guess this thread is supposed to be more fun than vendor bashing?

Is Teri Hatcher on the list?

Oh well, I suppose it's safe to disclose the incident when I once could
have "done the deed" with a famous movie star.

It was after a horrendous drive through post-holiday traffic back to
LA.  Bumper-to-bumper at 80 mph and winner-take-all driving rules.  I
had been invited to a party that would have a bunch of people *way*
beyond my social status.  I was nearly exhausted from the intense
mental strain and needed to stop and freshen up.

Right outside of the big city I pulled into a campground that had hot
showers.  After I finished my shower and made it back to my Westy, I
noticed that I was, shall I say, "aroused".  And you know, if a famous
movie star had been there, we could have "done the deed".

Tom Salicos