sounds like unca joel a bit here. hey can you smoke these frogs? ;-P

peace,
Joe

yes my bus is testing its luck again with me.

-----Original Message-----
>From: Pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
>Sent: Feb 24, 2006 7:28 AM
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>Subject: Re: Shocking Video WITH VAN CONTENT (was: Re: shocking video clip              NVC)
>
>Cane toads...
>
>Down in Bayou country they came up with a way to reduce or eliminate
>populations of various otherwise undesirable critters.
>
>Declare the critter a game like nutria or possum.  Set a high bag limit, say
>100.  Post the notice in all rural stores and post offices in that area of
>of concern.  Wait a few weeks and close the season.  The locals will gladly
>poach the entire lot.
>
>Poach...
>
>New ideas for Cane toad.
>
>Ever hear of corn dogs, like at the county fairs served on a stick with
>mustard.  Corn Toad.
>
>Two scoops of your favorite into a blender, add one cane toad.  Toad frappe.
>
>Poached with curry sauce over basmati rice.  Toad vindaloo.
>
>Season well, grill on a rotisserie, Cane toad a las brazas.
>
>Slather a toadsted sesame bun with secret sauce, add limited amount of
>cardboard tomatoes, flavorless onions, a 1mm thick slice of pickle.  Place a
>grilled cane toad between the buns.  Voila'  A new low calorie,
>environmentally friendly Mc Toad.  Soon to be featured at your local
>McDooDoo.
>
>Using thin slices of white bread and peanut butter, secure a live cane toad
>between the slices.  Smash with sledge.  Cook in a pannini oven.  A new
>$tarbuck$ feature.  Toad smash!
>
>Pickled toad to replace those yummy things in the jar at the local beer
>joint.
>
>And of course that famous English dish toad-in-the-hole.
>
>Interest Louis Vouitton in a new line of tres chic accessories.  Cane toad
>bags, purses, shoes, belts, wallets.
>
>Or discover that the skin excretions have psychoactive powers  and interest
>the world of Asian medicine.  Apologies to Mason Willams.
>
>Declare that mohammed uttered a jihad against the evil infidel toads, let
>your local imam know about this.
>
>Design and patent a toadylauncher.  Show it to your local sporting clays
>group.  Hire local feral cats to clean up the range.  double bonus.
>
>Create an NGO to freeze dry cane toads and ship to East Africa to alleviate
>the famine somewhat.
>
>Interest the Scots in a historical dish from long ago.  Toaddis! Serve
>alongside the haggis on Burns night.
>
>Or as a last resort for those in dire straits.  When you awake in the
>morning, solve a third order differential equation by the classic
>integration method.  Eat a live cane toad.  Nothing worse will happen until
>tomorrow, when if you wish to continue your good fortune you pick a
>different equation and a fresh cane toad.  Do your part!
>
>
>The possibilites are vast.