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  >Interest the Scots in a historical dish from long ago. Toaddis! Serve
>alongside the haggis on Burns night.
>
>>The possibilites are vast.

  As a person of proud Scot heritage, I take GREAT oofence at this obvious slur on the Grand and Historic tradition of Burns Night! I canna believe, even in jest, thet anyone would suggest using a poisonous reptile (or amphibian, or whatever) for such an honored purpose! That would chance killing someone! The worst you should do is make them sick, so they are easier to catch later...

  Oh yes, the possiblities are vast - or at least HALF-vast...

  (A joke, offered in the Phridaye spirit, even if it is Sunday...)   ;-P