Jeffery,

You are a Sick Puppy!! ROTFLMAO!!!

From one sick puppy to another,

Ric

> Melissa wrote:
>>> Anyone ever failed inspection after putting all new
> light bulbs into all tail lights headlights and turn
> signals, in particular for a Right turn signal
> blinking too fast?
>
>
> I cannot believe no one has reminded this unfortunate
> Vanagon owner to check the blinker fluid!!!
>
> If she hasn't already run the master blinker cylinder
> out of fluid, perhaps someone topped it up with the
> wrong type, which would almost certainly cause the
> symptoms she is seeing.
>
> Synthetic DOT8 blinker fluid will raise all manner of
> havoc in these older systems, which specifically call
> for only the finest organic DOT7 type, harvested from
> the sap of the fabled Upas hydra-tree deep in the
> tropical forests of Macassar, hand-squeezed by dusky
> Indonesian maidens, and finally filtered though one of
> Ferdinand Porsche's black silk knee socks.
>
> It's all there, printed right on the cap!
>
> Installing the correct fluid will have you blinking in
> no time. If you have trouble finding the blinker fluid
> reservoir, just stop and see if the youngsters at your
> local VW dealer service center can find it.
>
> Good luck!
>
> (In addition to all my clocks, I also sprang-ahead my
> calendar recently, so it says today is Friday ...)
>
> Jeffrey Earl
> 1983 diesel Westfalia "Vanasazi"
> http://www.vanthology.com/
>
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