on 4/14/06 11:08 AM, Brian Tipsword at nobleman1962@YAHOO.COM wrote:

> ~ Hey ~
>
> Have I got a deal today and today only
>
> I am now considering offers of $1.5 million dollars for this fine example of
> Dr Porsche's dream.
>
> This fabulous example of high quality VW engineering was once shagged in by
> the queen of England (heel marks still visible on the head liner).
>
> It was the tour buss for the pudgy midgets (a Stones cover band from Finland)
> and has traversed Antartica in the winter running entirely on the run off from
> the five midgets and their heavy drinking (if ya get my meaning).
>
> Rufus the band mascot smiling for the camera:
> ( http://tinyurl.com/p49vn )
>
> Recently serviced by Lord Beamish Spagthorpe's personal lavatory attendant ~
> note: the van and not the queen..
>
> ( http://tinyurl.com/l5u3y )
>
>  it is completely road worthy and ready for another global rock and roll tour!
>
> Only serious offers from discriminating people will be considered as not just
> any hack can own "THIS" one of a kind piece of sh .. err history
>
> Minor cosmetic damage from "slight" contact with a low hanging parking garage
> attendant we will miss'm ( http://tinyurl.com/syvgg )
>
> This is a cash only deal and nothing under the full amount will do on delivery
> as this it "THE" exclusive best there is and you would be a moron not to own
> it...
>
> ( http://tinyurl.com/lafht )
>
>
> All inquiries to oldmilwaukiebeerwiz@bilk-m-n-run.com

SWEET!

Thanks for sharing.

Tom-would you take $1.495M?