

| Subject: | Re: Fwd: Saint George: Fryday funnies |
| From: | John |
| Date: | Fri, 16 Jun 2006 14:34:05 -0400 |
Sometimes the truth hurts. This country needs alot more speakers of the truth. Won't get much of that from old Georgie boy.. John 89 Wolf ----- Original Message ----- From: "Anthony Egeln" <regnsuzanne@YAHOO.COM> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Friday, June 16, 2006 1:41 PM Subject: Re: Fwd: Saint George: Fryday funnies >I am greatly offended by this horrible attack on the President. This is >not an innocent joke, it is serious political commentary. The Vanagon List >is frequented by a very diverse group of people, and political postings >will surely degrade the usefulness of its content. I hope that all >concerned would please refrain from posting political opinion in the >future. > Thanks, Anthony > '89 Syncro GL (Hidalgo) > > > don spence <dkspence@TELUS.NET> wrote: > President George W. Bush was > scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church >> outside Washington D.C. as part of his campaign to restore his >> standings >> in the polls. >> >> >> Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, >> "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the President's >> position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Katrina, and the like. >> We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if, during >> your sermon, you'd say that the President is a saint." >> >> >> The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The >> Church is in desperate need of funds, and I will agree to do it." >> >> >> Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began, "I'd like to speak >> to you all this morning about our President. George Bush is a liar, a >> cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. >> >> >> "He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and >> manipulate the American people. He lied about WMDs and invaded Iraq >> for >> oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the >> United States the most hated country on earth. >> >> >> "He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to >> widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. >> >> >> "He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now >> have more poverty and a greater gap between rich and poor than >> we've had >> in this country since the Great Depression. >> >> >> "He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant from a secret >> court would have been a mere administrative detail. Then he had his >> henchmen lie to Congress about it, and then he claimed he is above the >> law. >> >> >> "He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since >> the Teapot Dome Scandal. >> >> >> "The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt, gas >> prices are up 55%, and vital research into global warming and stem >> cells >> is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from some religious >> kooks. >> >> >> "He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known. >> >> >> "But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > --------------------------------- > Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great > rates starting at 1�/min. >
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