

| Subject: | Re: Fwd: Saint George: Fryday funnies |
| From: | jaime forero |
| Date: | Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:20:21 -0500 |
Keep your shirt on!!! This is just a joke and I see no more that just that. True perhaps no political stuff should be posted in this site. However, a joke is a joke................besides there is a lot of truth in it. Jaime > -----Original Message----- > From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On Behalf > Of Anthony Egeln > Sent: Friday, June 16, 2006 12:41 PM > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: Re: Fwd: Saint George: Fryday funnies > > > I am greatly offended by this horrible attack on the President. > This is not an innocent joke, it is serious political commentary. > The Vanagon List is frequented by a very diverse group of > people, and political postings will surely degrade the usefulness > of its content. I hope that all concerned would please refrain > from posting political opinion in the future. > Thanks, Anthony > '89 Syncro GL (Hidalgo) > > > don spence <dkspence@TELUS.NET> wrote: > President George W. Bush > was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church > > outside Washington D.C. as part of his campaign to restore his > > standings > > in the polls. > > > > > > Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, > > "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the President's > > position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, Katrina, and the like. > > We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if, during > > your sermon, you'd say that the President is a saint." > > > > > > The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The > > Church is in desperate need of funds, and I will agree to do it." > > > > > > Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began, "I'd like to speak > > to you all this morning about our President. George Bush is a liar, a > > cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. > > > > > > "He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and > > manipulate the American people. He lied about WMDs and invaded Iraq > > for > > oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the > > United States the most hated country on earth. > > > > > > "He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to > > widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. > > > > > > "He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now > > have more poverty and a greater gap between rich and poor than > > we've had > > in this country since the Great Depression. > > > > > > "He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant from a secret > > court would have been a mere administrative detail. Then he had his > > henchmen lie to Congress about it, and then he claimed he is above the > > law. > > > > > > "He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since > > the Teapot Dome Scandal. > > > > > > "The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt, gas > > prices are up 55%, and vital research into global warming and stem > > cells > > is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from some religious > > kooks. > > > > > > "He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known. > > > > > > "But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. > Great rates starting at 1�/min. >
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