* Build a man a fire and you'll warm him for a day.
Set a man afire and you'll warm him for the rest of
his life.

--- Evan Mac Donald <macdonald1987@SBCGLOBAL.NET>
wrote:

>   Murphy's Lesser Known Laws:
>
>
> * Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
> people appear bright
> until you hear them speak.
>
> * He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> * Change is inevitable, except from a vending
> machine.
>
> * Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
> don't.
>
> * Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented
> fool.
>
> * The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance
> of getting something
> right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
> wrong.
>
> * If you lined up all the cars in the world end to
> end, someone would be
> stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a
> time, on a hill, in the
> fog.
>
> * If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
> * The things that come to those who wait will be the
> things left by those
> who got there first.
>
> * Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
> a man to fish and he
> will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
>
> * Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
>
> * The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in
> a dark room.
>
> * A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine
> for doing well.
>
> * When you go into court, you are putting yourself
> in the hands of 12
> people
> who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>

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