Nope ... but in that you had to ask ...

  "Lucille" Based on the performance by Kenny Rogers
"Loose Wheel" Parody by Jan Unwin
Loose Wheel

On a road in Toledo, across from the depot
I was cruising in my old heap.
It wasn't good lookin'
But I was sure bookin'
And anyway I got it dirt cheap.
Me and my old lady
Were cruising 'bout 80
When the car really started to roar
Round the curve we were turnin', and something was burnin'
But I shoved that old gas pedal down to the floor

In the mirror I saw something cruise down the highway
I thought how it looked out of place
It was my tire, going like fire
I had a strange look on my face
I really don't know but, it looked like a donut
For a minute I thought I was dead
I started crying, I thought we were dying
I looked out the windshield and said

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
With four old bald tires, you were such a good deal
I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers
But you were just a great steal
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel

After the collision, I made a decision
I thought how I'd lived through it all
In the glow of the headlights, I checked out the damage
You really couldn't see much at all
I started thinking, I'm glad I'm not drinking
And these words came back time after time

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
With 4 old bald tires, you were such a good deal
I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers
But you were just a great steal
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel

Mike

Jake de Villiers wrote:
> Maybe you were thinking of the "Asleep at the Wheel" version of Bob
> Wills' 'I Saw Miles and Miles of Texas'.
>
> On 12/7/06, * Mike Collum* <collum@verizon.net
> <mailto:collum@verizon.net>> wrote:
>
>     "You picked a fine time to leave me Loose Wheel" ... uh ... oh never
>     mind.
>
>     Mike
>
>
>
>
> --
> Jake
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