Biting on the diesel is not recommended.  Tastes awful, promotes
mechanic's-mouth.  Stains your teeth and can cause gastric distress.

As Bentstr8 and Mikey can attest, when truly offended, I grin like the
village idiot from Texas and wave cheerfully.  Gets 'em every time.  Do a
little bobbing and weaving and blinking the brake lights occasionally, makes
you look more unstable than you really are.

My take on road raaaage is simple.  The cager-ragers paid beaucoups bucks
for a 500BHP 160MPH penile enhancement and are always limply stuck at 20MPH
in freeway traffic commuting to and from the gawdawful job they keep to keep
the payments up on the manly conveyance.

You'd be mad too.  Howsomever some of us, whilst moseying along in our
touring cars enjoying the view and the low blood pressure and normally
colored knuckles and lack of conical protrusions in the seatwork, look down
on the miserable lot from our drivers position of superiority (Syncro
Vanagons with the Schvenkenstein Suspension are TALL) and snigger a bit.

pensioner (various other spellings not accepted)