Just thought I would add my few lines of partially stolen prose.

"Goodnight naked fakir in a seedy Winnipeg hotel room. Goodnight
monkey, and the red balloon. Goodnight hammer. Goodnight spoon.
Goodnight talking, philosophical cat food can humming a tune..." And
if you call now, you can win a free trip to Winnipeg to stay with the
naked fakir in its seedy room at the hotel.

Sudhir