>>     Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>>1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
>>point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>>
>>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>>
>>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>>Fries with that.
>>
>>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>>
>>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has
>>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>>
>>6. In the Memo Field of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
>>Diamonds"
>>
>>7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
>>
>>8. Don't use any punctuation
>>
>>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>>
>>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
>>face.
>>
>>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>>
>>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>>
>>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
>>
>>14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical
>>Sounds All Day.
>>
>>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
>>Party Because You're not in the Mood.
>>
>>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock
>>Bottom.
>>
>>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>>
>>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>>Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>>
>>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
>>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

 The holidays require some kind of humor after all...