RE: Says you can't do any tattooing, head shaving, piercing, or branding,
but it
doesn't say you can't get any tattoos, shave yer head, pierce yer head,
brand yer head, or whatever. Not a very well thought out list. They didn't
even ban wearing colors as you are proposing.

That part probably written by the head of the English Depatment or may
Journalism....