But . . . I bought my husband a tattoo for Christmas and he is 1/2 owner of
our Syncro (especially lately he wishes he was not, however).

On 1/11/07, mordo <helmut.blong@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Ha! Well done, Jim.
>
> These rules inspires me to paraphrase Groucho Marx in that I wouldn't
> belong
> to any club that would have me as a member.
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Jim Felder <felder@knology.net>
> Date: Jan 11, 2007 6:00 PM
> Subject: Unacceptable : Why you can't comply
> To: vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com
>
> >
> > Unacceptable Vanagon Owner behaviour:
> >
> > cursing
>
> You will when you see the puddle
> >
> > tattooing, head shaving, piercing, or branding
>
> I had to shave both heads to get them to stop leaking. The other
> activities are employed in purging air from the radiator and removing
> the dash
> >
> > mocking or degrading any individual or social group
>
> Is the VW dealer a social group?
> >
> > disrobing or appearing nude in a public or private place
>
> Can't change clothes in a westy?
> >
> > engaging in, or simulating, sexual acts including or excluding
> > others based
> > on specific characteristics
>
> What if those specific characteristics include, say, horns and cloven
> hooves?
> >
> > providing personal service to senior members
>
> Good grief, practically everybody on this list is a senior, judging
> from the picture page
>
> >
> > making prank calls or harassing others
>
> Half the traffic on this list.
> >
> > conducting interrogations
>
> The other half.
> >
> > performing calisthenics not related to a sport
>
> I don't even get this.
> >
> > deprivation of sleep, or food, or hygiene
>
> What good westy camping is all about
> >
> > paddling, whipping, beating or kicking
>
> See item 1. Performed while cursing.
> >
> > serving alcohol to minors
>
> Don't camp near mines.
> >
> > consuming alcohol or illegal drugs
>
> Oil changes just got boring.
> >
> > staging drinking games or competitions
>
> Unstaged ones are OK?
> >
> > destroying, defacing or stealing property
>
> This means you, Jiffy Lube.
> >
> >
> >
>
> Jim
> >
>
>
> --
> mordo
> 1990 Carat
>