This is the best thread we've had since John Wallace!

Mike

On 1/11/07 3:00 PM, "Jim Felder" <felder@KNOLOGY.NET> wrote:

>>
>> Unacceptable Vanagon Owner behaviour:
>>
>> cursing
>
> You will when you see the puddle
>>
>> tattooing, head shaving, piercing, or branding
>
> I had to shave both heads to get them to stop leaking. The other
> activities are employed in purging air from the radiator and removing
> the dash
>>
>> mocking or degrading any individual or social group
>
> Is the VW dealer a social group?
>>
>> disrobing or appearing nude in a public or private place
>
> Can't change clothes in a westy?
>>
>> engaging in, or simulating, sexual acts including or excluding
>> others based
>> on specific characteristics
>
> What if those specific characteristics include, say, horns and cloven
> hooves?
>>
>> providing personal service to senior members
>
> Good grief, practically everybody on this list is a senior, judging
> from the picture page
>
>>
>> making prank calls or harassing others
>
> Half the traffic on this list.
>>
>> conducting interrogations
>
> The other half.
>>
>> performing calisthenics not related to a sport
>
> I don't even get this.
>>
>> deprivation of sleep, or food, or hygiene
>
> What good westy camping is all about
>>
>> paddling, whipping, beating or kicking
>
> See item 1. Performed while cursing.
>>
>> serving alcohol to minors
>
> Don't camp near mines.
>>
>> consuming alcohol or illegal drugs
>
> Oil changes just got boring.
>>
>> staging drinking games or competitions
>
> Unstaged ones are OK?
>>
>> destroying, defacing or stealing property
>
> This means you, Jiffy Lube.
>>
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>
> Jim
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