Or, as the old joke goes:

If you're bald in front it means you're a thinker.
If you're bald in back it means you're sexy.
If the bald patches meet, it means you think you're
sexy.

Stephen

--- don spence <dkspence@TELUS.NET> wrote:

> Ye of the follicly challenged set, take heart.
>
>   As was explained to me by Professor chrome dome
> many years ago in
> Genetics 101, male pattern baldness is the result of
> the activity of
> a "sex-linked" gene.
>   In this case, a gene that is only active in the
> presence of the
> male sex hormone testosterone.
>
>   In order to for you to display the characteristic
> "high forehead"
> certain conditions must be met.
>
> A: You must have the gene present in your inherited
> gene complement, and
>
> B: You must be endowed with sufficient quantities of
> testosterone.
>
> Assuming that "A" above is true then you are left
> with a choice.
>
> As the Professor said, as he ran his hand across his
> hairless head,
> "Gentlemen, you may choose to be a bald stud, or a
> hairy eunuch."
>
>
> On 15-Jan-07, at 11:19 AM, Automatic digest
> processor wrote:
>
> > Subject: Re: blatant plea for sympathy (LVC!) hair
> attack
> >
> > Sam,
> >
> > Well, don't exclude us unlucky buggers who are
> under 40 and have
> > already
> > started their journey into being folicaly
> challenged.
> >
>

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