RE: Death Clock
That things no good.  It tells me the year, month and day of my demise but
it won't tell me what time that day or where.  How can I plan?  Just sit
around all day and wait for something to happen?  What if I'm supposed to be
run over by a truck in Hong Kong?  If I'm sitting around at home (with all
my good friends, both of them)  waiting I might miss my appointment and end
up living forever.  What a bummer...