Hair: naturally a mix of dark blonde and gray.  Unnaturally what you see in
the photos. Unless you consider henna natural because it's a plant.

Age:  50

Weight:  110+

All the honest truth!!!!

Okay, Mike, send in the picture!  :-)

Joy

:::-----Original Message-----
:::From: Mike Miller [mailto:mwmiller@cwnet.com]
:::Sent: Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:15 PM
:::To: Joy Hecht; vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
:::Subject: Re: oh, dear, more nonsense! RE: please post pictures!
:::
:::Is too an excuse! Is. Is. Is. So there.
:::
:::Hah! I'm the one who looks like George Clooney or he looks like me. As
:::for
:::weirdly spelled what do you expect from folks who have literacy problems?
:::And lots of us do read prose. You have to to read those bubbles in the
:::comic
:::strips. Sounding out the words counts as literate don't it?
:::
:::You just say silly in a sour grapes kind of way, bet you wouldn't have
:::said
:::that if my Concorde hadn't been booked for that bar mitzvah, now would
:::you?
:::
:::BBB is about 12 hours from here by vanagon, just didn't have the time but
:::really wanted to. Last year it was warm there, cold here. This year cold
:::both places. Snow in Malibu for freezing sakes!
:::
:::As for lying about age, hair or weight, hmmm. You send me the truth and
:::I'll
:::send you a picture and the truth about my age, hair and weight. Deal? I
:::promise I won't publish it. [snicker, snicker, snerk]
:::
:::Mike
:::
:::
:::On 1/21/07 12:37 PM, "Joy Hecht" <jhecht@ALUM.MIT.EDU> wrote:
:::
:::> That's ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE!  Anyway, if you've looked at all the other
:::> photos, you'll know you're in good company irrespective of what you
:::look
:::> like.
:::>
:::> In fact, after all that nonsense about your weirdly-spelled event
:::(which was
:::> too much trouble to type as you do, hence my mis-identification), it
:::was
:::> YOUR picture I sought in the facebook and didn't find.  Which was what
:::> prompted my post.
:::>
:::> So, whoever is going to that weird event, will you please take some
:::nice (or
:::> ugly, I don't care) photos of Mike and post them on the site, whether
:::he
:::> likes it or not?
:::>
:::> And I DID go to the left coast on my travels.  If you'd done more than
:::look
:::> at the pictures on my website you'd know that!  I know, you left-
:::coasters
:::> have literacy troubles, so it's hard for you to read all that prose.
:::But
:::> you also could have a short journey to BBtB last year, and you'd have
:::met me
:::> there, too!  A lot shorter than 6,000 miles to your silly
:::conflagration.
:::> Anyhow, what happened to that concorde you were going to send?
:::>
:::> I'm glad you like the hair of the unnamed woman - henna works wonders.
:::I
:::> don't lie about my age or my hair.  I would lie about my weight, but no
:::one
:::> would believe me!  :-)
:::>
:::>
:::>
:::> Joy
:::>
:::>
:::>
:::> :::-----Original Message-----
:::> :::From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM] On
:::Behalf
:::> :::Of Mike Miller
:::> :::Sent: Sunday, January 21, 2007 2:16 PM
:::> :::To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
:::> :::Subject: Re: please post pictures!
:::> :::
:::> :::I tried to post but the scanner broke when I put my picture in.
:::that's my
:::> :::story and I'm sticking to it.
:::> :::
:::> :::It's one thing if you're a good looking woman with spectacular hair,
:::not
:::> :::that I'm thinking of anyone in particular here, it's another if
:::you're,
:::> :::well, not.
:::> :::
:::> :::Maybe one day if I get drunk enough but seeing as how I don't drink
:::it
:::> :::may
:::> :::be a while. Your not knowing what us left coasters look like is your
:::own
:::> :::fault; you never stopped here on your travels and you refuse to
:::drive
:::> :::6000
:::> :::miles on a broken foot to attend our fabulous function [which you
:::miss
:::> :::identified, it's bURNINGvAN]
:::> :::
:::> :::
:::> :::Mike
:::> :::
:::> :::PS I'm actually really handsome, like George Clooney kind of, but I
:::don't
:::> :::want to make the rest of the guys feel bad. What's that laughter I
:::hear?
:::> :::From all over the country? Spoil sports!
:::> :::
:::>
:::>