>Instead of those bumper stickers that have hearts in them, like I
>(heart) New York, why not make some with other card symbols like I
>(spade) my dog or I (club) my wife?  (Hey ... it's Friday)
>

Years ago I saw an ad in a magazine for 3" round stickers of screws.

The idea was you sneak up the people with stickers on their car like
"I (heart) my Doberman" and you cover the heart with the sticker of
the screw.....crude but kind of funny in a peculiar way...