Ironically enough I just saw this, this morning:

Golden Oldies For Baby Boomers

1. Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker".

2. The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?".

3. Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash I Was Havin' A Flash".

4. Ringo Starr: "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends".

5. Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face".

6. Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now".

7. Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver".

8. The Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom".

9. Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts".

10. Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Nappin' ".

I'm not old enough to relate but I'm old enough to get the references...

Cya,

Robert

----- Original Message -----
From: "Mike Collum" <collum@VERIZON.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, February 09, 2007 9:59 AM
Subject: Re: Fryeday Fun: An aging generation (LVC)

> Well ... today is my birthday and I'm now 65.
>
> I don't mind birthdays ... I really don't.  But aging is getting old.  ;)
>
> Mike
> Houlton, Maine
>
>
> Philip Zimmerman wrote:
>> Listmembers,
>>
>> A general result from the inquiry, "who is the youngest
>> listmember", driving a Vanagon/Bus (RVC) turned out....
>> many/most of us are getting pretty long in the tooth.
>>
>> My 36 yr old daughter loves to remind me of this often.
>> Sending me various tidbits of offensive (to me) stuff
>> on aging.... As a clan of aging Bus-drivers I have to
>> share the pain with you-all...... happy friday.
>>
>> Phil Z. Campbell River, BC
>>
>> Subject: 1975 vs: 2006
>>
>>
>> 1975 : Long hair
>> 2006 : Longing for hair
>>
>> 1975: KEG
>> 2006: EKG
>>
>> 1975 : Acid rock
>> 2006: Acid reflux
>>
>> 1975 : Moving to California because it's cool
>> 2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>>
>> 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>> 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>>
>> 1975 : Seeds and stems
>> 2006: Roughage
>>
>> 1975 : Hoping for a BMW
>> 2006: Hoping for a BM
>>
>> 1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
>> 2006: Receiving a new hip joint
>>
>> 1975 : Rolling Stones
>> 2006: Kidney Stones
>>
>> 1975 : Being called into the principal's office
>> 2006 : Calling the principal's office
>>
>> 1975 : Screw the system
>> 2006: Upgrade the system
>>
>> 1975 : Disco
>> 2006: Costco... RVC, batteries and tires
>>
>> 1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>> 2006: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>>
>> 1975 : Passing the drivers' test
>> 2006: Passing the vision test
>>
>> 1975 : Whatever!
>> 2006 : Depends? geezus that hurts, whatta ya mean here?
>>