Forget all that global warming nonsense. Ignoring the whiners with
oceanfront property, global warming is good for us.
http://www.sonoma.edu/users/f/freidel/global/372moore3.htm

Burning fossil fuels only helps to restore the natural order.

It's all a conspiracy by the "green movement." Their name tells all.
They want the plants to take over.

Guess who it was that sequestered all that CO2 in the first place,
making it unnaturally cold? Yep, the green plants!

It's flora vs. fauna, and as animals, it's our job to restore nature's
balance.

FREE THE CO2! SUPPORT ANIMAL RIGHTS!