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Subject:Re: Trickle charging hungry squirrels
From:Michael Elliott
Date:Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:53:55 -0700

joel walker typed:
>> hungry squirrel." C'mon guys -- a few wires get chewed on by some inbred
>> hick distant cousins and suddenly all the squirrels in the world are
>> ravenous insulation munchers?
>
> damned right!!! kill the furry little bastards!!

Hey. You can't blame all of us for the trespasses of a few rowdy
teenagers! Mrs Squirrel and I, like so many other polite members of the
Sciuridae family (mostly the in-laws) prefer tea and cookies.

The next time a squirrel chews your wiring, don't just dust off the
over/under. Pause to appreciate how well it has adapted to the human
population explosion. That'll give his friends time to memorize your
face so they can track you down while you're sleeping and rip your
eyelids off.

--
Mike "Rocket J Squirrel" Elliott
71 Type 2: the Wonderbus
84 Westfalia: Mellow Yellow ("The Electrical Banana")
74 Utility Trailer. Ladybug Trailer, Inc., San Juan Capistrano
KG6RCR