>> now you see, attacking them (pursuant to the first claim and thereafter
- yon hippies)who dont know, and certainly them as who are too broke to
afford ye lifestyle maintenance of constant cash-infusiatosis and who can
but only find such improvisos as them but of smallest purse may procure, and
who, furthermore tend not to cross swords with others of lo! different and
exotic faiths, nor to condemn such unto such ridicule as ye yoursleves have
heretofore done - i must with this writ of chastisement, chastise all y'all.
<<

Attack I must whilst beloved brethren Vanagons rust. Yonder hippies frolic
whilst there be work to be done. Tis not time to neglect ones chores whilst
other toil in maintenance servitude. There is no shame to be had in self
maintenance, kind Sir Bentley has chosen to share his wisdom and faith for
those of lesser means. One not need be king nor nobleman to keep a shiny
coach. A withering Westy is sad to set eyes upon.

Bryan, Rider of the Turn Brown Van