I said we were crasy....  but this is almost scary :-)

Matt Roberds wrote:

>> From:    Benny boy <huotb@VIDEOTRON.CA>
>> Date:    Tue, 29 May 2007 00:47:30 -0400
>>
>> They eat English folks for breakfast. Brrrr... scary French Qebecker!
>> [...]  Anyway, any of you is welcome anytime in Quebec, i'll make sure
>> you have fun and feel welcome.... mmmmm.... good breakfast :-)
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> 1-450-310-4141
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> "Bonjour, S�ret� du Qu�bec."
>
> "Bonjour, je suis d�sol�, mais je peux seulement parler anglais."
>
> "Ah.  Juste un moment.  <click>  Quebec Police, how may I help you?"
>
> "Yeah, I need to tell you about this guy named Ben who says he runs a
>  garage in St-Hubert.  People bring him Volkswagen camper vans to work
>  on, and most of them drive their vans out again after a few days, but
>  sometimes, I never see the person again.  And it seems like he always
>  has more and more vans parked next to his garage.  Also, he has a
>  really huge barbecue grill that he pulls out in front of the garage
>  sometimes, but he never cooks beef... just pork."
>
> Matt Roberds
>