Grunge-Bob Square Box?

Don Hanson wrote:

 I am sure some name will occur to me that'll capture the essence of my
Van..It does have many female/yacht characteristics..but it behaves like a
guy..kinda plodding, simple, fairly easy to please, easy to
manipulate..slow, bigger than those "girley vans" from Toyota..  Something
to do with 'square'....?
 Don Hanson