Sheesh.  First the Anaheim Aflacs win Lord Stanley's auld mug. AAACK!  Then
the dufie with limited mental facilities bribes her way out of the pokey and
the judge gavels her back in to fawty days without a facial a manicure or
pedicure.  Too tough on the truly weird whiner?  Unfair that such a valuable
national commodity should have to (GACK) really do something?  Suck it up,
my dear, so to speak.

Imagine the pokey, mon, and shes in the luxury sweets so to speak.

We live in sad times.