> From:    Michael Elliott <camping.elliott@GMAIL.COM>
> Date:    Thu, 21 Jun 2007 18:16:59 -0700
>
> Gustave Holst, "The Elements," ca. 1846. Not nearly as popular as "The
> Planets." "Bismuth" being a particularly dull movement.

I was thinking more of Tom Lehrer.
http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html
(Van content?  Uh, the above has a New Beetle in it...)

Matt Roberds