"So I pulled the left injectors out to see if they were spraying, and
BINGO!, they're not! I'm excited at this point, because I've found the
problem, right?
I did all the VO meter checks on page 24.20 of the Bentley, and
everything checked good."

I am not certain off hand which tests are described in 24.20 of the
Bentley, but did you look for a signal at the injectors when the starter
is engaged?  Bentley reccomends doing this with a test light rather than a
multi meter.  If you are getting both fuel pressure and a signal to the
injectors, yet the injectors are not squirting fuel, this suggests the
injectors are toast.  I think it is more likely that the injectors are not
getting the signal to open up.

jake