Mrs Squirrel would lug an ozone generator on camping trips -- and use
it! -- if it did anything about the smell of vault and pit toilets.
Right now she is experimenting with a survival kit which has an air
freshener stick (leave in outhouse, see if it makes a difference); a can
of Lysol air deodorizer (very chemically smell, worse than poop) and a
little spritzer bottle of Trader Joes air deodorizer (potent, smells
nice). I reckon that nothing deodorizes smells, they just cover them up
with a stronger odor and besides, these produces are tantamount to
trying to stop a mammoth with a BB gun. This whole outhouse smell thing
bothers her a lot more than me. I pretend that I have found myself
exploring a planet with toxic atmosphere and have forgotten my helmet. I
make humorous choking, gagging, and expiring noises. Cracks me up. She
remains unamused.

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* Subject makes irrelevant reference to James Brown 45's.

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Mike "Rocket J Squirrel" Elliott
71 Type 2: the Wonderbus
84 Westfalia: Mellow Yellow ("The Electrical Banana")
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