A friend always referred to his girlfriend as his
Future Ex-Girlfriend and now refers to his wife as his
Current Little Wife.

I occasionally refer to my wife as my First Wife.

Stephen

--- "John C..." <Trvlr2001@COMCAST.NET> wrote:

> My Father in law had 7 Kids, & a trim wife...but...
> he would always introduce his Family as:
> "I'd like you to meet my big wife & family"
>
> -------------- Original message --------------
> From: Miguel Pacheco <escorpion1955@YAHOO.COM>
>
> (my wife is
> > a big napper....or, rather, she is big on naps.
> There, that's better.)
>

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