>> Depends on where you are.  I haven't been lots of
>> places lately.
>
> Strange coincidence, I haven't been to those same places....

 I never went to Portland, or even to Madrid;
 I've never been to Jersey, that's I've never did.
 Westward out to Chi-town? Nope, that i cannot boast ...
 But I almost one time made it to the Mississippi coast!

 I've never been more places than you would likely think ...
 Ten million folks in bars have never seen me drink ...
 I haven't driven far out west to San Diego's scene
 So if you never saw me, that's not where I have been.

 :)
 uj