A couple of more are "White Knuckle" Spray, to take the sting out of the
tops of the hands when your knuckles go white after someone does
something stupid right in front of you during rush hour traffic.

Also, there  is "Cone Remover" used to restore the surface of your
seating back to normal after your pucker factor goes off the scale and
pulls a 6 inch cone in the upholstery  when a tractor trailer rig does
something stupid right in front of you on one of the interchanges in
downtown Atlanta - during rush hour!!!!  Or even "Malfunction Junction"
here in Birmingham, AL where I-65 and I20/59 cross each other!! Cone
Remover is guaranteed to smooth the upholstery and leave not even a
wrinkle or a brown spot! Cone remover was first used in the aviation
industry during pilot training but has migrated to general automotive
use. It comes in convenient spray cans or in lidded cans in larger
quantities.

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

Tabe Johnson wrote:
> The Blinker Fluid thread got me thinking about other actual
> products that exist.  The one I see all the time that cracks
> me up is windshield washer fluid with Teflon.  Because it,
> you know, uh... makes the wipers slippery?
>
> Anyone got anything else like that?
>
> tabe johnson /87 westy
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