Engine Transplant problems solved and a cure is now available!  Extensive
research has now shown that all problems with engine transplants in Vanagons
are due to foreign body rejection by the Vanagon's auto immune system!  It
has been found that just like kidney or heart transplants in other living
things (our Vanagons have names and personalities, they must be alive) even
with the best match, there is a need for immune suppressants to be used to
assure a long life for the recipient.  And now that elixir is here!
Available only from Flim Flam Enterprises, LLC (flimfam13@hotnail.com) this
is a cocktail of three fluids, one each to be added to the oil, fuel, and
coolant.  At only $5 an ounce and you only need a pint per tank of gas, a
quart for each oil change, and a gallon for the cooling system.  Warning:
Once this treatment is started it MUST be continued for the life of the
Vanagon, to stop using the Special Vanagon Transplant Immune Suppressant can
cause disaster.  But it will continue to be avialable for the foreseeable
future and I will still be available even after the first flood of orders,
I'll be reachable at flimflam@bermuda.net.
NOTE: Please don't try to respond directly to this message, orders accepted
at the above address only.