

| Subject: | Re: Friday Stuff: Engine Transplant Rejection Cured! |
| From: | Dan Weeks |
| Date: | Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:48:31 -0600 |
I found it easier to go the direct route--heavy infusions of cash! :-) Dan On Jan 18, 2008, at 11:38 AM, Loren Busch wrote: > Engine Transplant problems solved and a cure is now available! > Extensive > research has now shown that all problems with engine transplants in > Vanagons > are due to foreign body rejection by the Vanagon's auto immune > system! It > has been found that just like kidney or heart transplants in other > living > things (our Vanagons have names and personalities, they must be > alive) even > with the best match, there is a need for immune suppressants to be > used to > assure a long life for the recipient. And now that elixir is here! > Available only from Flim Flam Enterprises, LLC > (flimfam13@hotnail.com) this > is a cocktail of three fluids, one each to be added to the oil, > fuel, and > coolant. At only $5 an ounce and you only need a pint per tank of > gas, a > quart for each oil change, and a gallon for the cooling system. > Warning: > Once this treatment is started it MUST be continued for the life of > the > Vanagon, to stop using the Special Vanagon Transplant Immune > Suppressant can > cause disaster. But it will continue to be avialable for the > foreseeable > future and I will still be available even after the first flood of > orders, > I'll be reachable at flimflam@bermuda.net. > NOTE: Please don't try to respond directly to this message, orders > accepted > at the above address only.
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