DRUM ROLL PLEASE?

Straight from the back room at Enron Headquarters, we now have the
official results, tabulated by our accounting firm of Bombastic,
Bushkin & Squirrel, kept under lock & key until this very moment.  We
now go to our presentation live:

>
> TOM: In the category of most polished and detailed article, hand me
> the envelope Betty...
>
> BETTY: Here you are, Tom!
>
> TOM: ... the Beezer goes to EDWARD MAGLOT for INSTRUMENT CLUSTER
> REBUILD!
>
> (APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE)
>
> TOM: And in the final category of "Thanks for Participating," which
> will be awarded by random drawing to one of the other five fine
> articles submitted, the contestants are: "Installing Poptop Seals"
> by Doug Alcock, "Coolant Pressure Tester" by Pascal, "Upper Control
> Arm Bushings" by John Meeks, "Storage Space Tips" by Kenny Rogers
> aka Fukengroovan aka catmando, and "Clutch Bleeding" by Mike
> Collum, the winner will be plucked from this hat by my lovely
> assistant Kelli . . . that's right dear, here, let me just put this
> hat on the floor, just bend over and pick an envelope . . . take
> your time . . . that's good, that's good . . . a round of applause
> for the lovely Kelli! (TO AUDIENCE) I'd say Kelli looks a damn
> sight better than Mr Squirrel here, even though he's wearing a
> dress and wants to be called Betty, right?
>
> (PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
>
> Okay, Betty, who's the winner?
>
> BETTY: Well Tom, the winner is, JOHN MEEKS, for his article "Upper
> Control Arm Bushings & Why America is a Great Country! "
>
> ANNOUNCER (OVER APPLAUSE):
>
> In addition to these fine Bezee statuettes made from genuine
> polystyrene, both winners will receive a BZ Shelf hand-built and
> signed by Tom Buese, Mr BZ himself!

But 1st, the lucky weiners must send Mr. BZ their shipping address,
hopefully close to Salt Lake City, Utah, USA, & a signed waiver
indemnifying The Misters from any items which might fall off said
shelves. before midnite, 12/31/08, all other offers are not part of
this redemption,  batteries not included,  YMMV, IMHO, & WTF!

Mr.'s  BZ & Squirrel
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